Ashlee 2: Electric Boogaloo

Some extremely helpful reader indicated in the comments to me yesterday that there WILL in fact be a second season of "The Ashlee Simpson Show" on MTV! So, after I stopped doing the dance of joy in my bedroom, I went online and CONFIRMED THE RUMOR!
From E! Online (my #1 source of useless news on the Internet):

On Thursday, the network announced a spate of Simpson- and Lachey-related programming, including a third season of Newlyweds, a second season of Ashlee Simpson's personal reality trip and a new solo series for Lachey.

So as to not leave any family member unmonitored, Daisy the dog will appear on Newlyweds.
New episodes of Newlyweds: Nick & Jessica and The Ashlee Simpson Show are set to debut in January.

This news has seriously made my day. You all MUST start watching "Ashlee Simpson." Her mixture of extreme naivete, constant appetite for hedonistic fulfilmment and barely listenable vocal squawk made for the most consistantly appealing and entertaining half-hour on television this year.

Thank you, alert reader, whomever you are, for pointing out this vital news! We who are about to watch reality TV salute you!