Wednesday, December 02, 2009

Tiger Woods and the terrible horrible no good very bad day

This voicemail from Tiger Woods to his ALLEGED mistress Jamiee Grubbs is just sad.  And not even said in the hilarious way, like "reality show sad."  Just sad.  To see someone with Tiger's fame and popularity have to sink to paranoid messages on women's phones begging them to delete their own identifying information, lest his wife discover their tryst, sort of makes the compelling case for not getting married, being famous or having a cell phone.

Also, at this point, HOW pissed is he at getting into that little fender bender.  You know that feeling right after you've made a minor but costly mistake while driving, where you start obsessing about being able to take back the last 3 minutes and kicking yourself for not paying more attention to the road?  Multiply that by 890 billion and that's how Tiger Woods feels this morning.

More details, and the audio clip of the voicemail message, on our Mahalo page:

Posted via email from Lon Harris