She's like Erma Bombeck, but more horny

What is going on at the University of Pennsylvania? Yesterday, I ran an article about how there's a restaurant set up just to provide them with bowls of cereal, and then today I read this column from their school newspaper, by a female junior English student, mind you, about how much she and her fellow students love porno.

Here's the (forgive me in advance) money quote:

Most of the people around me watch porn. Most of us are not engaging in any illegal behaviors that I know of offhand...And behind the doors of my bedroom, I'm going to continue to watch porn, eat my Cocoa Puffs and use my spinning toothbrush. And I'd be willing to bet that four out of five dentists would agree with me.

Geez, between the Korova Cheerios and Milk Bar and the communal screenings of Hard Ticket to Hawaii, do these kids find any time to, you know, study? These are the future doctors, math teachers and, yes, unemployed bloggers of the future!