Four More Years! Four More Years!

Your hero and mine, Lil' Donnie Rumsfeld, the kid, will apparently get a four-year extension to his ongoing campaign of murdering innocent brown people on the other side of the world.



Yes, that's right! Don "The Dragon" Rumsfeld has been asked by the President, the second-cutest Bush brother (sorry, but that Neil is just too dreamy), to stay on as Defense Secretary for another term. Here's an unnamed White House official:

"Secretary Rumsfeld is a proven leader during challenging times. We're fighting a different kind of war and it's crucial that we win this war."

Well, he's partially right. It can be proven that Rumsfeld was, in fact, a leader during challenging times. An utterly incompetent, vaguely sinister, but a leader nonetheless. And, really, the fact that he's merely incompetent and vageuyl sinister makes him one of the more promising members of the Bush Administration.