Attention Famous Hollywood-Type People
Do not get your lips done. It makes you look stupid. Some women have big lips, some women have small lips. It has made a difference to approximately zero men in history whether a woman to whom they are otherwise attracted has big, full lips or thin lips. And it doesn't impress other women - they're just waiting until you leave the room so they can laugh at you behind your back, because they can tell you had your lips done.
Money Spent On Pointless Procedure: A Shitload
Strangers Impressed: FUCKING NONE
In closing:
UPDATE:
2 comments:
How dare you sir, how dare you.
Nothing is more erotic, luscious and inviting than a pair of ducklike, surgically swollen, puffy, infected, prolapsed-rectum-style Melanie Griffith lips. Sexxxxy stufff.
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