Friday, August 07, 2009
Vanessa Hudgens, @SeanieMic's take on Biz Markie, my man crush and @shiralazar's geek video on TWIYT 57!
via youtube.com
I think this one came out particularly well. Also, I get to insult the people of Belgium, coming right on the heels of my mocking the people of Argentina a few weeks back. Shall we just start doing this alphabetically? Look out, Cambodia!
Thursday, August 06, 2009
Limbaugh compares Obama Health Care logo to Nazi Reichsadler
via mahalo.com
There are only two possibilities, to my mind:
(1) The similarity is unintentional. The Obama logo combines a familiar symbol for doctors/medical care along with the classic "Obama logo" from the 2008 campaign. It's just similar shapes.
(2) The similarity is intentional, and Obama is a Shadow Nazi. He's stupidly revealing to us his actual, dark intentions, via the use of logos, and Rush Limbaugh's the only American savvy enough to put the pieces together, sort of like a paranoia-and-Oxycontin-fueled, obese version of Tom Hanks in the "Da Vinci Code."
Can't really decide, though...Both options seem so plausible.
Checked out the big Comedy.com relaunch?
via staff.comedy.com
I approve of their anti-Whoopi Goldberg platform, but I strongly disagree with their anti-Blingee platform...hmm...
Wednesday, August 05, 2009
Barack Obama eats socialist birthday cake
This is a link to an actual blog post in which a conservative lady bitches about not liking the design of Barack Obama's birthday cake. For real. Also, I'm not sure if you guys have heard about this, but he's sort of like the Joker! zOMG!
I just really wanted an excuse to link to a blog that features the following sentence:
"Love him or hate him, George Bush had a real cake for his birthday."
OK, I will grant him that, and only that. George Bush succeeds in a way we typically only celebrate for 1-year-olds and pets - eating a delicious looking cake on his birfday.
Murdoch-owned news websites to start charging
Stung by a collapse in advertising revenue as the recession shredded Fleet Street's traditional business model, Murdoch declared that the era of a free-for-all in online news was over.
"Quality journalism is not cheap," said Murdoch. "The digital revolution has opened many new and inexpensive distribution channels but it has not made content free. We intend to charge for all our news websites."
via guardian.co.uk
OK, fine, quality journalism isn't cheap. Agreed. But what about what Rupert Murdoch publishes?
Considah Dis a Divors
via mahalo.com
Is it standard cop procedure to "punk" people who try to hire undercover cops as hitmen? Or did they just make a special exception in this case because it was going to be so hilarious and awesome? I'm not sure, but I likes it.
Tosh.0's perfect remix of "Why Must I Cry"
via mahalo.com
Quite possibly my all-time favorite viral video gets the royal treatment. Talk about TWIYT GOLD! It doesn't get much better than this, folks.
"Mysteries of the Universe" looks into the Dharma Initiative
Really awesome '80s-style TV documentary about Dharma. Look out for their octagonal seal!
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