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Hey, John Boehner, why is a raven like a writing desk?

STEPHANOPOULOS: Let me just ask one more question on this. Your own senators, I said Mike DeWine, thinks Rumsfeld has to go. Do you agree?

BOEHNER: I think Donald Rumsfeld is the best thing that’s happened to the Pentagon in 25 years.

Boehner went on to say that Yoko Ono was the best thing to ever happen to The Beatles, to lavish priase on Mad Cow Disease and all it has done for the British beef industry and to warmly embrace the BTK Killer before injecting himself with Hepatitis C and pouring a 2-liter bottle of Mountain Dew over his head.

The actual TV appearance, of course, was to announce that Boehner will be leaving the Republican Party for the growing grassroots movement known as the Slighty Silly Party, where he and Kevin Phillips Bong will campaign jointly for the local positions of Sargeant-at-Arms and Assistant Public Swimming Pool Inspector, respectively, in the small German hamlet of Bremen.