Tuesday, May 24, 2005

A Series of Unfortunate Costumes

This is why you go to a site like Gorilla Mask. To find sites exactly like this one. I'm speaking, of course, about the Parade of Unfortunate Star Wars Costumes, a website that genuinely delivers what it promises. Dozens and dozens of photos of nerds and weirdos dressed up like their favorite characters from George Lucas' epic...um...double-trilogy? Sextet? Epic collection of six films. There you go.

Okay, Jimmy, just show us on the action figure where the bad man touched you...

Few people know that, once Han abandoned him to marry Princess Leia, a despondant Chewie became hooked on Grape Kool Aid laced with PCP. Perhaps ongoing PCP addiction can explain why he doesn't remember the Jedi or Yoda or any of the shit he saw in Episode III by the time Episode IV rolls around.

"Unfortunate" doesn't even begin to do this photo justice. I will admit, the ladies love a guy dressed up as a gay golden robot. I know from experience.

This is Jedi Master Steve. He's the main IT and Networking guy down at the Jedi Temple. What, you think all those holographic communication projectors work by themselves?

I hope this guy's aware that the trench leads directly to a reactor system, and a direct hit could trigger a chain reaction...oh, you get the idea.

Seriously, I could keep going with this stuff all night, but you can just go to the site yourself and make up your own silly captions. I mean, they won't be as funny as mine, obviously, but do your best.

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