Rejected @Smosh Blog Post Submissions
Recently, I became aware of an available position to blog for the official site of the YouTube sketch comedy duo, Smosh. Here's a sample of their work: Though I have a regular job - as the Creative Director of the ThisWeekIn web television network, and the host and creator of This Week in YouTube - such a position seemed simply too golden to pass up. Regrettably, and for reasons beyond my grasp, my submissions were rejected. I really felt that I had captured the "Smosh Voice" in the below posts. I have posted them here to allow the public to decide on my qualifications themselves...]
Submission #1: Duuuuuuhhhhhhh Duuuuurrrrrr DuuuuuuuhhhhhhhDuh. Duh duh der der duh duh dur. Duuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrr!Der de doobly doobly dur dee dur dur duh. Duuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrr! Duuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Submission #2: You Have a Hat on Your Butt, Butt-Hat-Face-Butt!Hey, look, it's a hat.[Puts hat on his butt]Wooooo! I have a hat on my butt!And my butt looks like my face! I have a hat on my butt-face-butt![Fart noise]Duuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Submission #3: Attack of the Twilight Bieber Pokemon Ke$ha iPad Miley Cyrus MonsterYou guys, look out! Behind you! It's a collection of up-to-the-minute pop culture references that would likely appeal to our target demographic of 11-year-old girls exploring their first awkward stirrings of adolescent sexuality! It's coming right for us! AND IT HAS A HAT ON ITS BUTT-FACE-BUTT![Loud clanging] Duuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrr!
[Seriously, come on, you guys...This stuff is pure gold...]
Submission #1: Duuuuuuhhhhhhh Duuuuurrrrrr DuuuuuuuhhhhhhhDuh. Duh duh der der duh duh dur. Duuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrr!Der de doobly doobly dur dee dur dur duh. Duuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrr! Duuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Submission #2: You Have a Hat on Your Butt, Butt-Hat-Face-Butt!Hey, look, it's a hat.[Puts hat on his butt]Wooooo! I have a hat on my butt!And my butt looks like my face! I have a hat on my butt-face-butt![Fart noise]Duuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Submission #3: Attack of the Twilight Bieber Pokemon Ke$ha iPad Miley Cyrus MonsterYou guys, look out! Behind you! It's a collection of up-to-the-minute pop culture references that would likely appeal to our target demographic of 11-year-old girls exploring their first awkward stirrings of adolescent sexuality! It's coming right for us! AND IT HAS A HAT ON ITS BUTT-FACE-BUTT![Loud clanging] Duuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrr!
[Seriously, come on, you guys...This stuff is pure gold...]
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