Wednesday, September 24, 2008

From the Desk of Mrs. Roberta McCain

Dear American Public -

Please excuse my son, John McCain, from the presidential campaign this week, including the scheduled debate against Barack Obama on Friday. John is not feeling well, and is terribly worried about his good friends the Lehman Brothers, and just will not be able to make it on to the campaign trail.

John knows that there are lots of important things for him to do, and that he is already a bit behind this week. We considered asking his good friend Sarah to bring him all of his assignments, but she's not really up to it herself. (The poor dear.) He promises to try to make it back next week, as long as he feels better, and his doctor says it's okay.

Thank you very much for understanding, and please do feel free to call me if you think this makes John look weak and frightened.

Sincerely,
John McCain's Mom

5 comments:

faboo mama said...

awesome

Jeff Hoard said...

Right before the weekend too, typical

frank evans said...

You mean he hasn't left his mom for a hot, rich, new mom yet?

Juan Aguilar said...

You know, I stopped reading your blog when I left Mahalo. A costly mistake. Not really, but still... doy, why did I do that? (this is funny, I'm saying)

Also, join me in my crusade to re-supplant "duh" with "doy." And by crusade, I mean whim I just had. "Uh-doy" is also permissible.

Files from The Crief Case said...

Lon that was very funny - please post daily stuff - I miss talking to you at Mahalo everyday and getting your perspective. Still enjoying you on the Daily, nice to see Leah is working out (on the show, not, oh nevermind).

I just posted this today about the election: http://criefcase.blogspot.com/2008/10/none-of-above.html

Let me know what you think, as I value your opinion. Hope you are well otherwise