Monday, October 17, 2005

Worst. Voter Fraud. Ever.

Seriously. What kind of dumbass country has an election rigged by 98%. Um, Shiites, the whole point is supposed to be that we don't know your vote was a sham. When it looks like everyone except two Sunnis in Diyala voted for your Constitution, we know something's up. It's exactly the same bullshit Saddam Hussein used to pull. You don't want to be just like that guy, okay? Aim a bit higher, would ya?

Take a look at America, where elections are stolen cleanly and with the utmost professionalism. We don't just have policeman hiding ballot boxes in unfavorable neighborhoods. I mean, we have that, but we also have a whole bunch of judges in neat black robes who take it upon themselves sometimes to just declare winners of elections. Isn't that neat? Maybe you guys should try that. Just nominate nine random dudes to a court, swear them in, and then ask them who they think won. And if it's the son of the guy who helped them get the job in the first place, hey, who gives a fuck, right? They have robes on.

Now that's how you steal an election. This whole "soldiers breaking into a voting station and changing a majority of the votes" stuff is just amateur hour. Come on, Iraq. You're better than that.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I like you. You make me laugh.