I couldn't get friends to go see this movie with me in theaters. You'd think an internationally known and respected guy like Pedro A...

I tend to think all religions are ridiculous, but it occurs to me that I reserve blog mockery almost exclusively for Judaism, the religion o...

My folks left today for a vacation in Hawaii. They've been there several times before, but never without me and my brother tagging alon...

So I just got back from taking the CBEST exam, the standardized test designed to determine whether or not I'm qualified to teach young c...

Sorry...I couldn't help it... You've probably heard about the case of the Las Vegas woman who claimed she found a severed human fing...

That's good enough for me. But now, because America is on this anti-obesity kick, the Cookie Monster of "Sesame Street" fame w...

But you already knew that, right? He's the sports columnist who wrote the treacly, somewhat embarrassing death memoir "Tuesdays wit...

Tomorrow I'm taking the CBEST exam. It's a standardized test that doesn't do anything. Well, okay, if you want to teach in Cali...

George Herbert Walker Bush sired three children. One of them, George W., is currently serving a second term as the Worst President in Ameri...

I've been watching a lot of these old noirs lately, many of them featuring Richard Widmark. In the past few weeks, I've seen him as ...

I find myself coming to the defense of Minority Report frequently. It's one of those movies like Gangs of New York or Mulholland Drive...

Okay, the movie Funny Man doesn't exist at all. It's merely a glimmer in my eye. It's just a script I've written that thu...

Sideways is great. Okay, I'm not going to belabor the point too much. I've seen it a bunch of times by now, I already wrote a bit...

So, by now I'm sure you've all checked out Issue #1 of Colombia's hottest comic, "The Incredible Popeman." I particula...

So, Blogger wouldn't let me on to the site at all yesterday. So, I couldn't review Elektra for you (short version: it's unwatc...

I was going to think of a better, more wordplay-esque headline, but in this case, nothing is quite as amusing as the truth. Check out this ...

It's no fun for me to trash James Brooks. The guy produces my favorite show of all time, "The Simpsons." He was a major creati...