The Decider (With Apologies to Destiny's Child)

Now that I'm inside Iraq, it's so much better
You libruls thought it'd be fine with Saddam in power
You thought I didn't know how to fight a war on Terra
You thought you'd listen to Shinseki and Jack Murtha
You thought I relied too much on Condoleeza
You thought I couldn't find any of al-Qaeda

But Ima Decider (WHAT)
I'm not gonna give up
Gonna kill that insurgency
Even if we go bankrupt

Ima Decider (WHAT)
I'm gonna make it
I will decide to keep on decidin'

You thought I didn't really understand the mission
Thought I was incapable of making a decision
My inability to speak caused me derision
You thought I focused too much on religion
You didn't know that I had a vision
You thought I'd encounter an endless insurrection

But I'm The Decider (WHAT)
I'm not a felon
To save my ass
I'll fire Scott McClellan

Ima Decider
So says my Advisors
I'm gonna decide to keep on decidin'