Potty Emergency

Here's a real photo from Reuters that I promise I haven't retouched in any way:



Yes, that's the hand of Dubya, scripting a letter to Condi Rice asking her permission to go use the can during a Security Council meeting at the UN. As Atrios notes, I wasn't previously aware that was in the job description for "Secretary of State."

- Escort the president to the restroom, and help him to get his pants unbuttoned if he can't figure it out, so he doesn't get wee wee on them."