Wednesday, August 10, 2005

Dragon's Claws

Here is the complete English text on the back of a martial arts DVD here at the store, titled "Dragon's Claws." This is verbatim:

"Lung Tzu, the only son of Yu Ying-nien, chief of the Dragon boxing Clan, is a dauntless martial artist but has a mental fear of toads. When Ying-nien afflicted with a strange disease is having a relapse, the sixth in 18 years, a mysterious man named White Bachelor comes to challenge him for the title. Fighting in sickness, Yu Ying-tien is beaten by White Bachelor."

Sweet.

2 comments:

  1. White Bachelor? HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAA

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  2. I like the bit about a "mental fear of toads." What other kind of fear of toads can you have?

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