For real. I don't get it. What the hell IS this? Is this supposed to be for children? Is it meant to be funny? Is this ironic? Why...

In honor of today, my 30th birthday, the media has give me the gift of Lois Feldman and Ross Walsh. On November 22, 2008, Lois Feldman, a w...

Hey there, Lon-atics...Sorry for the unannounced sabbatical. I'm sure all 8 of you regular readers have been obsessively hitting refres...

Just returned from the Comedy Central Roast of Bob Saget. Solid times were had by all. Here's some photographic evidence: I also met J...

Dmitri, you are my hero . Most of us would not dream of calling an attractive woman who had just given us her number and telling her to loo...

Seriously? Is there anyone out there that would pay money for a collectible Mutt Williams figure? Unlike some other people I know, I would...

I know celebrities feel empty inside and want to use their pointless and excessive notoriety to some positive end...but can they all just sh...

It strikes me that the following may seem culturally insensitive. I'm not trying to say Chinese people or things are inherently alien ...

Wow, Scientology makes you freaking insane ... This guy's not even a Scientologist any more, and he's still not making any goddamn s...

This David Levy book just sounds wrong, wrong, wrong, 1,000 times wrong : In this wide-ranging examination of the emotional and physical rel...

Poor Baby Gorilla...After getting into a heated argument with his long-time assistant, the oddly-named "Teddy Microphone," it seem...

This " Man Getting Pregnant " story has some serious legs. We've been covering Thomas Beatie closely on Mahalo for at least ...

I tend to sympathize with the hippie. Though I am not actually in the thrall of this sub-culture, I'm with hippies on the majority of s...

This 100% factual article is amazing. It's like a Pasolini film come to life. Max Mosley, one of the most powerful men in world sport...

Anyone need a movie?

This is the reason Twitter exists, right here. So people can let their friends know about "Why Must I Cry": Thanks to Sean P. for...

This Washington Post editorial , nominally about swooning female Obama fans, has more lame gender stereotypes than I would have thought poss...

Is Oscar-winner Marion Cotillard a wacko conspiracy theorist? It kind of sounds like it if this Daily Mail article is to be believed. The ...

Worst idea for anything ever ? David Fincher had a little chat with MTV where he mentioned doing a Fight Club musical. It doesn't look...