There really aren't words for how awesome this is...so I'm just going to show it to you... As far as I'm concerned, Live Earth ...

As if to allay any concerns that there might be something worthwhile about it, The Hitcher remake opens with an animated rabbit being crush...

Let's say, hypothetically, that Lindsey Graham and Joe Lieberman have no conscience or moral center of any kind. I know...it's a s...

A little Saturday night Ween... And now, the real reason I've asked you all here this evening: You have Sadly No! to thank for this.

Dear Sir or Madam representing the Durex condom company: This is in response to your announcement of 200 jobs in the exciting, growth field ...

And to celebrate all that makes this country great, here's our Gangster-in-Chief explaining why he had to give his convicted felon buddy...

After the film finally exhausted itself, my friend Dean acknowledged the horror that is the Transformers movie, but added, "What else ...

So I'm reading this Des Moines Register article about conservative Christians meeting with Mitt Romney (helpfully linked by Oliver Will...

In the first Die Hard film, detective John McClane proved considerably brave, resourceful and tenacious, but he was also something approach...

Good Lord! I thought the License to Wed trailer portended the most foul cinematic crime against humanity of 2007, but this trailer for Mr....

Paul McCartney took his show to Hollywood's Amoeba Records. I was not there, but I can enjoy it via the magic of YouTubery. I see Ringo...

Mahalo's giving away five iPhones. Not to me. I just work there. No, five lucky members of the public will be gifted Jesusphones. Fo...

So, I'm thinking, what happened was...the Lovecraftian Beast in this photograph (possibly Yog-Sothoth ) attacked and murdered Sharon Sto...

Just returned from Third Street Promenade, where I waited for six hours to get an iPhone . Well, I'm not personally buying an iPhone. I...

The comment thread on this 2005 Crushed by Inertia post, " Beat on the Braff ," is definitely one of the greatest things in which...

Check out this 16 year old super-badass making Bill O'Reilly look like an idiot on his own TV show. I know it's not that hard to ma...

" Tom the Dancing Bug " is definitely my favorite running comic strip. Cartoonist Ruben Bolling is really working on a different ...

1408 could probably best be described as a horror film of the "haunted house" variety, but it's only a few wisecracks away fr...