One day, I will write a children's book with this title... Even though I hold a lot of strong political opinions, I'm frequently cap...

My first favorite novelist, Kurt Vonnegut, died today at the age of 84 . It would be impossible for me to sum up the guy's genius in a l...

I use this phrase sometimes as a joke, to refer to the more militant anti-religionites in my family. Really, I get that it doesn't make ...

Words fail me...Some idiot named Chuck Missler makes what has got to be the stupidest anti-evolution argument I, personally, have ever heard...

Dear Mexican Neighbors - Don't worry...This isn't some anti-immigrant screed where I'm gonna single you all out as responsible f...

Now, I'm not saying that I'd actually like something violent to happen to the man. Don't get me wrong. But it would be spectacul...

Hopefully, this will become a new beloved American holiday tradition... Yes, I know it's old, but Ten Things I Hate About Commandments ...

Quentin Tarantino/Robert Rodriguez mash-ups have improved with age. In the '90s, their collaborations tended towards the goofy but sligh...

Someone came to the blog today having performed this Google Search . And I quote: "looking for sex in ducktown tn" Is it as bad a...

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ... For all the talk about potential candidates who haven't entered the 2008 presi...

I'll remind everyone later on in the week about this, but this coming Thursday, my friends The Ventriloquists will be opening at The Ro...

Let's consider two popular comic actors - Will Ferrell and Vince Vaughn. Both have made a career of being the best characters in mediocr...

This is a great idea . Why hasn't anyone else thought of this? The Gun Toting Liberal’s Alexander Paul Melonas is now pursuing the Iraq...

I'm thinking about making this a regular feature. Conservatives attempt to actually make humor from time to time and the results are alw...

What the fuck is going on with Katie Couric? When did she become a total nutbar ? [John] Edwards, 53, admitted that he'd "been foc...

When did P. Diddy become pregnant with quintuplets ? Don't get me wrong. I think it's sweet that he's decided to gain 100 pounds...

About to head out to a delicious lunch at one of my favorite West LA eateries, Bread and Porridge, but before I go...had to share this ridic...

I only got into the Thermals' The Body, The Blood, The Machine a short time ago, having totally missed it when it came out last year, bu...

Oh, man, Sanjaya is totally going to win "American Idol" and it's going to be ridiculously awesome . It's not that the guy...