Seriously...Before the 'Net, there was no way to disseminate hilarious videos like these following two clips to a mass audience. Oh, su...

So, Gov. Arnold " Jingle All the Way " Schwartzenegger has rejected the appeal for clemency of Stanley "Tookie" Williams...

The Island , at least the first half of The Island , represents the most assured, steady, professional direction of Michael Bay's career...

Every dumb comic doing routines about how white and black people differ in myriad minor, idiosyncratic ways owes a massive debt to Richard P...

2005 will mark the third grim year in the ongoing and cataclysmic War on Christmas. But too often in the media reports, the personal storie...

This box set hit DVD a while back, but I've been taking my time plowing through all the episodes. (Hey, I had to fit them in between a l...

A grand example of what happens when filmmakers become overly delighted with their own ideas, Sundance hit comedy Pretty Persuasion tries d...

Not a long post here...Just wanted to let you all know that the president of Iran doesn't think there was a Holocaust. Or, to phrase it...

She wins for the best "War on Christmas" post to date. This entire article is unbelievably awesome and I'm going to have to i...

Tonight, I'm introducing a new feature...Lons' Guide to Massively Overrated Movies. These will be films from any point throughout hi...

Not as talent, mind you. I still don't have an entry of my own on the Internet Movie Database, as they tend to reserve those for people ...

I don't ever want to hear anything again about John McCain being the good, reasonable voice of sanity in the Republican Party. Sure, he ...

John Lennon died 25 years ago today. On December 8th, 1980, I was 2 years old, and thus incapable of understanding the importance of the oc...

[ I wrote a long post the other day about Mel Gibson's plans to make a new TV miniseries about The Holocaust, but Blogger seems to have ...

There is no God. But, you knew that, right? I mean, it's silly, okay? Well, in case you didn't, Penn Jillette makes the case here . ...

Okay, two sites I want to mention to you all before I totally forget. Which I'm doing a lot these days, because being on codeine is lik...