ARNOLD: Nice to see you, Mr. President. It's an honor to haf you here in the great state of Caulifornya. BUSH: Thanks, Conan, it's ...

It's 10 a.m. in Los Angeles, earlier than I'd normally wake up. But I'm still on Florida time, so it feels like afternoon. Also,...

Now that I'm inside Iraq, it's so much better You libruls thought it'd be fine with Saddam in power You thought I didn't kno...

Long day today. This morning, around 9:30, I was sleeping in the beach-front condo in which my Uncle set us up, when there was a loud poundi...

Here I am, writing to you live from my Uncle's living room in Ponce Inlet, Florida. I won't be able to make this post as amusing as ...

I'm flying out to Florida tomorrow morning with my family to visit my Uncle, who lives now in Daytona Beach, possibly due to some long-a...

The "South Park" two-parter that concluded last night was particularly hilarious and rather brilliantly constructed. Episodes abou...

Raj Kumar was one of India's most beloved actors . I've never seen any of his films, because Indian movies largely don't make it...

Check out this hilarious video of Dick Cheney being loudly booed by the crowd at the Washington Nationals' season opener. Present to t...

I mean, if this isn't the best quote you've read anywhere all day...I want to check out your bookmarks. In any sane nation, Rush Li...

Check out this video, of a first-year Asian Studies major totally stumping the President and making him look like an idiot. Granted, that...

Two smaller new releases likely to get overlooked this week, in favor of more high-profile schlock like Fun With Dick and Jane . I can't...

Back in 2000, when King George of Dumbfuckistania was first elected appointed to the US Presidency, I knew it would be a bad thing. "I...

That's the first thing I don't get about the Writers Guild of America's list of the Top 101 Screenplays. Do they simply mean Ame...

Okay, explain something to me... About two and a half years ago, back in September 2003, when all this Valerie Plame leak stuff was first go...

You've seen it on other blogs, now it finally comes to Crushed by Inertia. Cat Blogging. This is my latest in a string of new roommates,...

So, while browsing around Townhall.com looking for columns to mock , I came across the following banner advertisement: Oh, joy, some new scr...

Ugh... Sickening footage here , dug up from somewhere by Harry Shearer on HuffPo, of Chris Matthews and Tom DeLay bantering before going on ...

Tonight's new episode of "South Park" apparently will go after "Family Guy" and its creator, Seth MacFarlane. From S...

On Tuesday, Universal releases 3 collections of 30's films from Marlene Dietrich, Mae West and Carole Lombard. But while the Dietrich di...