FOR ME TO POOP ON! I don't know if you, like me, failed to catch Conan O'Brien's show the other night. I used to watch Conan al...

Bertrand Tavernier has been a successful director in France since the 1970's, but his work has never really taken off in America. I vagu...

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German bank robbers known as "The Grandpa Gang" were finally apprehended this week. They are 74, 73 and 64 years old. That's...

If you are offended by frank, honest discussions of places men can theoretically place their testicles, best not to read any further into th...

Oh, what would Kevin and Paul say if they could see this? For those few people who don't recognize the scantily-clad female in that phot...

Note from Lons: Because he's doing me a huge favor and hosting the Braffy Awards, I thought I'd turn the blog over to Cedric the Ent...

Donald Duck turns 71 today. He made his debut in a short called The Wise Little Hen on June 9th, 1934. I don't know about you, but Dona...

Joel Schumacher is the ultimate example of what can happen to a franchise changing directors in mid-stream. He's the ghost that haunts t...

I think there's something we all need to publicly acknowledge, so that we can move on as a people. Lindsay Lohan is definitely definit...

A whole lot of people in Tulsa are really, really stupid . But I'm getting ahead of myself. Plus, you probably knew that already. The T...

I've been trying to cut down on the amount of soda that I drink this week. It isn't easy, because I'm pretty addicted to soda. ...

Sidney Falco is one of the least redeemable heroes in motion picture history. He's a snake, pure and simple, a low-level PR man who woul...

The Braffies. Already a beloved American tradition, and they haven't even happened yet. For the first time, here is the full list of cel...

Mr. Bruckheimer came in for treatment several years ago, complaining of feelings of complete and total alienation from the rest of humanity....

I can't tell if this website is really funny or immensely cheesy. It's called Jews Rock , and it provides background and informatio...

You've got to be freaking kidding me. Japanese scientists have developed a ballroom dancing robot . It's a pink girl robot that can ...

Ugh. Double ugh. My co-worker recommended this wretched Western Comedy to me for God knows what reason. It's dreadful. I've neve...

I wrote some post a few weeks ago about Iraq, implying that the United States needs to take a less visible role in Iraq, and a few people in...

I don't like Sundays, because the rest of the world has the day off and I have to work. The two days I'm off in the week are Friday...